Menu – sarcasticswinebbq.com

Selfish Size for $8.25 | Share Size for $16.50 • Homemade sweet heat chips topped with pulled pork, cheese sauce, diced pickles, and slaw, drizzled with honey BBQ sauce | Add Chili for +$2.00

Smoked Wings

$ 18

Slow smoked served tossed in a sauce of your choice or sauce on the side.

Brisket Chili

Cup for $7.95 | Bowl for $12.95 • Served with cornbread. Add cheese and/or sour cream.

Brisket Rangoons

$ 13

Served with our homemade liquid quack (duck sauce).

Boneless Fried Chicken Tenders

$ 15

Pulled Pork

$ 23

Individual Platters

Pulled Pork

$ 23

1/2 Rack Ribs

$ 29

Brisket Burnt Ends

$ 30

Sampler Platter (For One)

$ 35

Includes 1/4 lb of pork, brisket, and pulled chicken, two smoked wings, and two ribs, two sides, and 1 piece of cornbread.

Sampler Platter (For Two)

$ 70

Includes 1/2 lb of pork, brisket, and pulled chicken, four smoked wings and four ribs, 2 sides, and 2 pieces of cornbread.

Sliced Brisket

$ 28

Chicken

$ 20

Pulled or Bone-In.

Pork Belly Burnt Ends

$ 30

Meat by The Pound

Pulled Pork

1/4 Pound for $5.00 | 1/2 Pound for $10.00 | 1 Pound for $20.00

Brisket

1/4 Pound for $8.75 | 1/2 Pound for $17.50 | 1 Pound for $35.00

Brisket Burnt Ends

1/4 Pound for $9.50 | 1/2 Pound for $19.00 | 1 Pound for $38.00

Chicken

1/4 Pound for $4.50 | 1/2 Pound for $8.75 | 1 Pound for $17.50

Pork Belly Burnt Ends

1/4 Pound for $9.50 | 1/2 Pound for $19.00 | 1 Pound for $38.00

Ribs

Build Your Own Phat Boy Bowl

Pick Your Base

$ 8

Choose from: Smoked mashed, Tots, Fries, Sweet heat chips, Mac & cheese, Redneck rice, Brisket chili, or Cornbread.

Add Your Meat

$ 8

Choose from: Pulled pork, Pulled chicken, Brisket, or Chicken tenders.

Add Your Toppings

$ 1

Sides

Smoked Mashed Potatoes

$ 5

With gravy.

Sweet Heat Chips

$ 4

Cowboy Beans

$ 6

Our version of sweet baked beans made with pork.

Southern Collard Greens

$ 5

Homemade southern collard greens – contains pork.

Tots

$ 7

Homemade Mac & Cheese

$ 6

Cavatappi pasta mixed with our homemade cheese sauce.

Homemade Honey Cornbread

$ 6

With butter choice.

Smoked Loaded Mashed Potatoes

$ 7

With cheese and bacon.

Good ‘Ol Slaw

$ 5

Made with our house made bama bbq sauce (mayo & horseradish)

Hush Puppies

$ 5

With cinnamon butter.

French Fries

$ 6

Side Caesar Salad

$ 5

Redneck Rice

$ 5

Sandwiches

Mac & Cow

$ 19

Pulled brisket with mac & cheese and honey BBQ sauce served on Texas toast.

Cuban

$ 18

House cured ham, pulled pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, and our golden BBQ on pressed Cubano bread.

Good ‘Ole Smoked Meat Sandwiches

Pork or Chicken for $13.95 | Brisket for $15.45 • Your choice of meat served on a potato roll • Add any bowl topping for $1.00 each

Tipsy Pig

$ 19

Pulled brisket & pulled pork on a potato roll with cheese sauce, slaw, pickles, and a drizzle of honey BBQ.

Pork Burrito

$ 18

Sour cream, cheese, rice, beans, and pulled pork served with a spicy cherry bomb sauce.

Burnt Pig

$ 19

Pork belly burnt ends served on a potato roll with your choice of one side.

Burnt Cow

$ 19

Brisket burnt ends served on a potato roll with your choice of one side.

Good Ole Smoked Meat Mini

Group Meals

The Meurch

$ 145

Serves 4-6 people. Pound pulled pork, pound pulled brisket, rack of ribs, smoked wings, 3 sides & cornbread with butter.

The Jabba Snack Pack

$ 225

Desserts

Chocolate Cookie Dough Cake

$ 6

Chocolate cake layered with chocolate chip cookie dough and cool whip frosting.

Fried Oreos

$ 9

Battered and deep fried Oreos topped with chocolate sauce and powdered sugar.

Fried Cornbread

$ 9

Our homemade cornbread battered and fried topped with cinnamon honey butter and powdered sugar.

Holiday Menu Specials

Smoked Ham Family Meal

$ 165

8-9 lb glazed ham. 2 quarts mac & cheese, 1 quart glazed carrots, 1 quart green beans, dinner rolls. Serves 6-10 people.

Individual Smoked Turkey Meal

$ 20

Turkey, cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner roll. For 1 person.

Half Tray Brisket Rangoons

$ 65

Just like crab rangoons, but with brisket instead! Brisket, cream cheese, hot sauce, love. Served with our “Liquid Quack” duck sauce. 35-40ish rangoons per half tray.

Half Tray Smoked Jalapeno Poppers

$ 60

Stuffed with cream cheese and shredded cheddar, triple battered and deep-fried! 25-30 poppers.

Prime Rib Family Meal

$ 195

5 lb raw. Served with au jus, 1 quart mashed potatoes, 1 quart green beans, Caesar salad, dinner rolls. Serves 4-6 people.

Individual Smoked Ham Meal

$ 20

Smoked ham, mac & cheese, glazed carrots, green beans, dinner roll. For 1 person.

Half Tray Texas Twinkies

$ 70

25 twinkies. Huge fan favorite. Jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and brisket, wrapped in bacon, smoked, glazed with BBQ sauce, and oven-roasted • Choose your spice-level: Mild, Medium, or Hot.